ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
(via laggoon)
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(via acciocolinmorgan)
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
(via babescakes)
2 slices of bread and butter, a litre of water, 2 ice pops, a kinda pingui, 2 freddo bars and hercules and now i feel better :))
I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
(Source: safety-in-recovery, via andnowiamawarrior)
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
(Source: fixitfelix-jr, via doctorhannibalsdemons)
